Option A: you dropped the class Option B: you’re cowardly and at least slightly afraid to see me Option C: you simply cannot be bothered to show up on the first day because going over syllabi is a waste of your oh so precious time Odds on C although B is quite likely true, too. It’s cool though because I had the chance to scope out the class, and I’ll sit myself down next to...
I LOVE this poem. And I rarely love, or even like, poetry. These Lacustrine Cities—John Ashbery These lacustrine cities grew out of loathing Into something forgetful, although angry with history. They are the product of an idea: that man is horrible, for instance, Though this is only one example. They emerged until a tower Controlled the sky, and with artifice dipped back Into the past...
Sometimes I find PostSecret inspiring. Today I found it depressing. Although, there is always a comfort in finding that others share your secrets.
Happy Birthday, Tolstoy
“Here I am alive, and it’s not my fault, so I have to try and get by as best I can without hurting anybody until death takes over.” -Leo Tolstoy; War & Peace
First Day Rant
Ack so I survived my first day, but I need to vent ALREADY. First class was boooring and the girl on my right annoyed the shit out of me within the first ten minutes. Thank goodness or God or Buddha or whoever, Ashley was on my left making LSP references to keep me entertained. Second class-History. Zzzzzz. First of all, there weren’t enough desks for everyone, so that’s not good....
Currently playing this on repeat. The Dangerous...
Tumblaaa Rant Time
“He’s jealous” “He cheats” “He’s possessive” “But being alone sucks” “But he apologizes” “But I’ll never find anyone better” For a while I tried to remain sympathetic. I tried to understand why girls stay in dysfunctional, unstable, unhealthy relationships, but after all of the ridiculous things I’ve heard, I’m finding it...
Terrible mood today. Ready to bite heads off. Someone cheer me up please.
Some girl posted this on the FB wall for Kiwi Spoon: ” This may be the best thing that has ever entered my mouth! (= “ My mind may be in the gutter, but this is fucking funny. Really tempted to reply with a “that’s what she said” or other penis-related joke.
Horses & Donuts
ashleyjeanct: alyssa: it smells like donuts in your car me: it smells like horse alyssa: horses smell like donuts? me: yeah that’s why people eat them.
Gotta get it off my chest...
It’s the strangest, most indescribable feeling to see the one person on this earth who knew you better than you knew yourself, the person you most loved and trusted, the one you so stupidly (emphasis on stupidly) revolved your world around and to see instead a complete and total stranger—a person who you don’t know any better than any of the other thousand faces in the...
Thanks to Alexa! These lyrics are too perfect not to share. “Best Thing I Never Had”—Beyonce What goes around comes back around (hey my baby) What goes around comes back around (hey my baby) What goes around comes back around (hey my baby) What goes around comes back around… There was a time I thought, that you did everything right No lies, no wrong Boy I, must’ve...
People who can’t take a hint are quite possibly my least favorite people
Oh Heyyy, Tumblr
Peer pressure got to me and I’m gonna try this whole Tumblr thing. Don’t expect any awesome, cool, or philosophical posts from me. We all know I’m boring and will mostly repost cute pictures of cats